Thursday, 30 June 2016

Funny Blocked Jokes For Your Facebook and Whastapp

Funny Blocked Text Messages

Boy : Hi I am jeet
Girl : Hi Jeet where are u
Boy : Darr k aage
*BLOCKED*
Latest-Blocked-jokes


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She Blocked Me Quotes

Girl: Wat Is Most Sweetest Thing In The
World ???
.
-Kissing
-Chocolate
-Alcohol
-Smoking
-Reading
-Money
-Love
-God
-Marriage
-Kids
-Peace
-Sleep
-Family and friends?
Boy: Lesbian videos
*gets blocked*
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He She Blocked Conversation

She: What is Halloween? O.o
HE: Bina make up ke ek din office chali ja behen, \
usi ko Halloween kehte hain... ;) :P
*BLOCKED*
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Funny Blocked jokes in Hindi

She: :(
He: what happened???
She: i was making a cake and my mum burnt it
Me: oh?! seems your mom is too hot!
*BLOCKED*
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Girlfriend and Boyfriend Block Conversation Jokes 

Girl : My dog is lost :(
Guy : Have you tried putting a message over the internet ? o.O
Girl : Don't be silly,my dog never reads e-mails :3
*The guy Blocked her*
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Hot Girl : "Hello"
Despo guy(with a fake i.d. on group chat with two people left):"Hello"
Hot Girl: "Is that you, Pranjal?"
Despo guy:"Yes, this is Pranjal."
Hot Girl: "Are you sure this is Pranjal."
Despo guy: "Yes I'm sure, this is Pranjal !"
Hot Girl: "This is Sami's girlfriend ... can you lend me twenty dollars ?"
Despo guy: "I'll tell Pranjal when he comes in."
*Blocked*
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Guy: What's 5Q plus 5Q?
Girl: TenQ?
Guy: You're welcome!
*Blocked*
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She : Hi
He : hey !!! or kya haal chaal ...??
She : yrr mujhe bhut tension ho rhi h .... kya kruu ????
He : OLX pe bech de yahan sab bikta h
*BLOCKED*
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Girl-Which Soap U Use?
Guy-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
Girl-Is BABA’S An INTERNATIONAL Company?
Guy: Baba Is My Room Mate :3
*Blocked
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* Meanwhile a guy chatting with a girl *
Girl : Kahaan ho ?
Guy : Toilet mein. :3
Girl : Dunya Chand Pe Pohanch Gai Aur Tu Yahin Betha Hy.. :P
Guy: Bas Kr K Ja Raha Hon, Waha Pani Nhi Hy Na
*Blocked
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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?..
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .....
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .....
Girl :- Married hoon main .......
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Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
*BLOCKED*
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GF : I don't give a fuck about u...
Me : Don't worry... There are other vowels like a, e, i and o..
*BLOCKED*
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Me: Love you jaan... :*
She: -_-
Me: Tujhme rab dikhta hai, yaara main kya karu?
She: BC, mattha tek aur nikal...
*She was BLOCKED
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She: Your place or mine?
Me: Mine mein agar dhamaka ho gaya toh?
*BLOCKED*
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