Friday, 24 June 2016

Funny Marks Zukerberg Jokes and One Liner

Funny Marks Zukerberg Jokes

I just saw photos from Zuckerberg's wedding.
Seems he finally did something Google couldn't: penetrate China.

What do you call a man who gets paid to stick his hand up a dummy's ass?
Mark Zuckerberg's personal assistant

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a pile of shit?
Most people avoid stepping on the shit.

Latest Jokes on Marks Zukerberg

How many Facebook founders does it take to change a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, uckerberg will use them up,
take credit for their work and then kick them out of the room

Why does Mark Zuckerberg have a Facebook page for his puppy?
So women will talk to him.

Know how you can tell if you've been burglarized by Mark Zuckerberg?
The garbage has been eaten and the dog's pregnant

What lives in Mark Zuckerberg's basement, is black and blue, and hates s*x?
The applicant for his receptionist position

Marks Zukerberg Bar Jokes

A burly guy walks into a bar where Mark Zuckerberg is drinking.
A smoking hot babe seated across from Zuckerberg flashes him a coy smile.
The burly guy tells Zuckerberg, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!"
Zuckerberg replies, "How do you know?"
And the man says, "Because I'm stronger than you."

MARK ZUCKERBERG: "Hey, Ed, can I have a word with you? It's about your job."
EDUARDO SAVERIN: "Sure, Mark, I have a minute."
MARK ZUCKERBERG: "No, you don't."

What's the fastest way to get fired from Facebook? Not be able to accurately answer the question: "So, how did Zuckerberg's ass smell this morning?"

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