Sunday, 9 October 2016

Funny Jokes on Marwari, Rajasthani Jokes Quotes and Puns and lot more

Latest Marwari Jokes

Marwadi: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
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Funny Marwari Jokes

Marwadi on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I"m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwadi:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha kyon chal raha hai ???
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Funny Marwari Quotes

Marwadi 14th floor se neche gira. Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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New Jokes on Marwari

Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Kuch Saalon baad, Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Marwadi:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna"& !! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)
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Funny Rajasthani Jokes

Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked:
Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain,
Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do.....
Acha likho....... ..........
"Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ".
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Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main mere liye langar ka khana lete aana.
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Marwadi ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
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Funny Rajasthani Shayari

Titanic K Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Marwadi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda 

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