Sunday, 2 July 2017

Top 7 Latest G.S.T Funny Jokes,Full-Form,Images and Quotes

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80% bhartiyo ko Net Banking nahi aata
90% ko online GST nahi aata
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Porn barabar Download karne aata hay!!! Haramkhor.
- Arun Jaitley
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My friend went to buy the new iPhone in exchange of his kidney.

He came back crying...

I asked him "Why... what happened..??"

Sobbingly he said "Along with my kidney... they also took away one testicle..."

Shocked..!
I asked him "But why..????"

He said.....

...... *GST*..!!!
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Jab bhi thode paise jama hote heee......
Kahi se awaaz ati he.....
"Mitrooooo."
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GST has reached number 3 position,
In the list of things not understood.
Duckworth Lewis at second position and
Wife's mood Still continued to be on number 1
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GST-jokes
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Aap kuware hay aor jo kamatay hay,
Usmeh seh, apne mata-pitta, bhai-bhen
bhatija-bhanja ko paisay detay hay
Paar sSHADDI k baad
yahi paiseh apni PATNI ko detay hay.
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Bas yahi hay G.S.T
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G - Gharwali
S - Service
T  - TAX
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Funny-GST-Modi-quotes
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100 Ladkiyan sadme se mar gayee aur
500 Coma me chali gayee
kyonki kisi ne afwah  fela di thi ki GST matlab
Girls Selfie Tax
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GST  uss nayi bahu ki tarha hay,
Jo abhi sasural ayi bhi nahi aor purey muhallay ki kutch aurtay,
Pehlay seh andaaza lagakaaar keh rahi hay ki
BAHU K LAKSHAN THEEK NAHI.
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Latest-GST-jokes
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Sonay Gandhi - Yea G.S.T seh kutch faida honga ya nahi?
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Narendra Modi - Sonu तुला मायावर भरोसा नाय काय
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Ek Saheli neh dusri Saheli seh pucha,
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" ऐसे टांग फैला-फैला के क्यों चल रही आजकल...?"
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wo boli ki - AAJ-KAAL yea G.S.T  ki BHAADAS MERE
PE HE NIKAAL RAHEY HAY..
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Please do not send any GST related jokes .
Mobile battery automatically goes down by 28%.

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3 days more for GST...
Feels like there's a wedding in the house & nothing is organised...
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Wish you all
GST
Great-S*x-Tonight
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